Last night my roommate and I were talking about the hazards of falling asleep while listening to your iPod. I told her how one time I woke up with my headphones, but the iPod was no where to be found. (My roommate at the time found it the next day, under her desk. Which was on the other side of the room.)
My current roommate asked me why I didn't call it.

And neither of us realized what was wrong about that for a few minutes. ha.